Square

A lame, uncool, unhip* some say unhep* person. In Jazz music this term first originated as square records *usually given as a sampler or for free at the record stores* that had very stupid tunes on them.

Greg you listen to that shit. You are such a square.

by steelslammer December 29, 2007

FIFA four-square

an improved version of the classic playground game four-square, FIFA four-square is played with the feet, preferably with a soccer ball. popularized at a St. Louis highschool, the game is far superior to original.

Jim: "look, a soccer ball. . . and four squares!"
Bob: "are you thinking what i'm thinking?"
Both: joyously "FIFA FOUR-SQUARE!!!"

by willessner December 27, 2008

Ya likle babylan squat

A string of words influenced by Jamaican slang which are used to project anger or dissapointment at another person.

Person 1: Wayasay ya rasted claaat!
Person 2: Airee Jefree, wayamean insolt an' shout I?
Person 1: 'ush ya gums ya likle babylan squat!!I angry wid blaad for eat me rice and peas!
Person 2: I saarry Jefree, i will miik sam more.
Person 1: Okiii,i help ya miik et. When i put Rice, you put Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2: ..n Peas!

Person 1: Rice...

Person 2 ..n Peas!...

by Donno3465345 January 12, 2006

Squade

A "Squade" is a person who is a combination of a Square and a Blade. "Squades" can often be found in changing rooms at local swimming pools, Farmers Markets, and at sports bars on wing nite. "Squades" are more often than not, lame, but they are not "Lames". "Lames" are people who are combinations of Lazy and Tame.

Yo, that dude is so neo-squade.

by SquadeMasterOverlord October 19, 2010

square root

A euphemism, referring to the square root of 4761 (which is 69).

Sir and I took a walk out into to woods today, spread out a blanket, and began to square root happily for the rest of the afternoon.

by Ayla February 14, 2005

square shit

To express that the odds are slim.

Speaker 1: "I'm gonna kick that mother fuckers arse. I dont care how many UFC titles he has."
Speaker 2: "You've more chance of turning out a square shit my friend!"

by Nicky James. October 27, 2007

Square Tits

Usually a sea captains wife. Generally an unlikeable woman who coddles her children. May have great tits. Dislikes her children's Aunts and Uncles. Micromanages access.

Hey Square tits, my niece is scared of me!

by Karl the Cat July 27, 2010