splat

The exaggerated word (onomatopoeia) of something soft hitting the ground.

My peach splat on the ground after dropping it. It looks too mushed too eat now.

by battleontwitch June 21, 2022

Splash

My dick touching the water in the toliet.

When I shit, my dick touch the water. Splash

by Daddy Frank July 27, 2022

Splæsch

The act of releasing mental congestion through various forms of expression, typically by means of sporadic art mediums and convulsive gibberish.

The act of dancing and painting on non traditional surfaces the way a monkey does with its bodily fluids.

Defying expectations in the most bizarre way possible, commonly as a way to shock peoples’ understanding of cultures.

A way of conducting monkey business with the boys.

I’ll be right back. I just have to splæsch real quick. *starts aggressively throwing it back.*

Sorry I’m late, I was just splæshing and lost track of time.

by Splæsch the Xenovibe July 31, 2022

Splat

In Cleveland, splat is another name for a gun. Synonyms; glizzy, gat, chop, ect.

"Ja'Quez said his splat on E, he wont be at the mosh"

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Spatsy

A nickname for someone with spastic genes, but saying it in a nicer way so you don't get told off by teachers.

"yoooooo whats up spatsy" The boy yells as a teacher walks past.

by CrimsonCaulk96 August 18, 2022

Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.

"I have to take a huge splat"

by cuphltd September 8, 2022

Splash O' Grunt Juice

Also known as a "Blake-kakke". Basically, dump a double-shot of your favorite alcohol and mix it into a large White cherry slushie. Next, chug the ENTIRE thing during Popp's piss break. Note: You get +10 Homo-suspicion points if the slushie splashes IN YOUR FACE!!!

No, I am not taking a Splash O' Grunt Juice...Got it in my mouth and eyes last time!!!!!

by FT_Zeek September 14, 2022