Spicy straight

A term used by girls who find other girls attractive but wouldn't date one. These girls don't feel the need to use bi as they wouldn't date a female.

Stranger one. Hey are you bi
Stranger two. Hey, no I'm spicy straight

Stranger one. Cool

by Hiiiitsmee August 5, 2020

Spicy Joe

Someone who is uncool, stupid and generally shot to pieces and/or shot to bits. Can often be found on public transport, your local chip shop or licking windows.

Hey mate, look at that guy, he's such a Spicy Joe!

by Adam FJ April 22, 2008

spicy smogcheck

The act in which the male cooks a meal for his partner consisting of her favorite foods.He then procedes to eat all of the prepared food in front of her, sharing none at all. After a period of digestion, he then forces himself to vomit the meal into her rectum, and procedes to use the vomit as a lubricant for anal sex.

"Last Thursday evening, after the wife spilled my beer on me, I went into the kitchen, and proceded to spicy smogcheck that ho."

by banana hammocks August 2, 2008

spicy kermit

the act of cutting off a mans penis, putting the cut off penis in a blender, adding an appreciate amour of milk and spices, then making the victim drink it.

the cerial killer preformed a spicy kermit to the victim.

by Kyle Snook April 29, 2011

Too Spicy

An item, person, or idea that is to superior to handle

See marky wearing his leather?
He is too spicy!

by xXxDrag Queen12xXx December 15, 2008

The spicy meatball

When you rub hot peppers and pour hot sauce on your penis and then fuck a girl and make it burn the inside of her vagina. You usually should only perform this if you are Hispanic, because your skin is more used to hot foods and you are more tolerant of spicyness

That Mexican construction worker across the street told me he used the spicy meatball on that one white bitch and her pussy was stained red and burnt like hell! Lol that guy is crazy.

by Themeatballman November 9, 2012

spicy

A spicy person is one which is "uber ghey","the ghey lord",they usually hang out with the guys in a bagel/spice bar constanly dipping there always freshly baked bagels in and out of a bowl of assorted spicy dip (so spicy in fact it would kill the average child).

"Look at that spicy fucker with the burbury outfit nibling on that spicy bagel"

by joe/jay January 6, 2005