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Steak-Snake

A beefsteak which has been skillfully fashioned into the shape of a snake. By carefully carving a steak into one long strip, it takes on the likeness of a snake. A stick with a long thread is often attached to the head of the steak-snake so that one can create the illusion that the snake is alive. A steak-snake is suitable as a gift and is often presented to children on Christmas morning after which it quickly becomes their favourite plaything. Children can often be seen playing with steak-snakes well into March/April once the aroma of the steak has become intolerably pungent. It is not out of the ordinary for steak-snakes to be further decorated with a tongue and eyes crafted respectively from carrot and black peppercorns.
David - "I don't know what to get Johnny for Christmas. Do you have any ideas?"

Mark - "Yeah man, make him a steak-snake, kids love steak-snakes."

"I've had it with these motherfucking steaks on this motherfucking plane!"
by I've heard of one. June 6, 2018
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Snaking a bat

Smoking the remaining drugs in a pipe. Usually refers to the resin coating the inside of the stem, or the last bit of someone's bag.
"What are you doing?"
"Snaking a bat."
"Aw, you snaked what was left in my bowl!? That's all I had left!!"
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 24, 2019
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Vanilla Snake

A caucasian, or white penis, usually above the national average in length, but not width.
Luke: Listen, my man may have a bad personality , but under those garments he's been feeding his vanilla snake.
by Pseudodumb April 25, 2016
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Blood Snake

A slang term for the male erection
I'll tell you what, she charmed by blood snake that night
by dogboy69 May 5, 2020
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Traitor Snake

A man who beats up his girlfriend, and or the act of pouring Hot Grease on your penis!
by Countryslayer August 12, 2023
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The snake bite

When one sucks out his own ejaculate from the vagina as a method of birth control
Bazza came to fast last Saturday, so he used the snake bite to suck out the baby venom
by Jadepugmire March 28, 2018
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Coil snake

Watch where you step, i left a coil snake iver there
by Keithrat January 25, 2017
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