Damo: Hey Simo whats up?
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also
Simo: Nah not much you?
Damo: How about we go for a slap of the nut?
Simon: yeah sweet I'll ask Robbie also
by SimCouta March 10, 2011
Get the Slap of the nutmug. To bitch slap/backhand a person of middle eastern orgin in the face and whilst laughing your head off shouting "ha you just got paki slapped"
by Sharkey_Boy October 12, 2005
Get the Paki Slapmug. Proof that the the human race has reached the peak of evolution and is now going back to it's roots through rapid de-evolution. For further evidence, see Chavs, Pikeys, Gyppos etc. They are the scum of the earth, the downpoint of life itself, a different species, even.
by To you, limey. To everyone else in the world, normal. April 27, 2005
Get the happy slapmug. by cardiffsmiler August 11, 2006
Get the fanny slapmug. A slap that is completely unexpected and uncalled for. The slapper does not need to be provoked in any way, he merely needs to feel the urge to slap someone and then succumb to it. Dutch slaps often occur when the slapper is in mid-conversation with a total dweeb.
Jon: The atmosphere on saturn is made up of three...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon hard in the face*
Jon: What the hell was that fo...
Ivan: *Dutch slaps Jon even harder*
by steveclarkrocks February 21, 2011
Get the Dutch Slapmug. The act of offering one's seat on public transport (most commonly the Subway) to a lady who appears to be pregnant but who is, as it turns out, just a bit fat.
John: Excuse me ma'am I see you are with child may I offer you my seat?
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
Natasha: What, bitch? Are you fat-slapping me!? I'm gonna beat yo' sorry ass!
John: Fuck off.
by J-Sox August 2, 2009
Get the Fat-slapmug. by kemlebder March 30, 2020
Get the stool slapmug.