sperm skin

When your so fucking white, that you blind others with your mayonnaise ass skin.

Damn, your nickname should be sperm skin because you look like Howie from The Bench Warmers.

by Cum basket November 23, 2016

Butt Skin

Butt skin is an unfortunate situation but not at all uncommon.
Butt skin is where the skin on your face is absent of slight changes of color or pigment. Someone with Butt Skin will appear to have one monochromatic tone in their facial skin not unlike that on the buttocks. Butt skin can cover the entire body but is most noticeable on the face and neck areas.

Santa Claus has rosy cheeks, he does not have butt skin.

person 1:
Ewww, what 's up with that guy, he's just not cute.

person2:
He has butt skin.

person 1:
awwwww :(

by finally - e February 16, 2009

skin chimney

a synonym for penis, dick, cock, wutever u wanna call it

My skin chimney is 12 inches

by pitbull May 13, 2005

skin flute

When a girl sux on some guys dick and the guy sings sapranno plays a song

when natalie played the skin flute on me i sang like i was in a rock band.

by Anonymous October 29, 2003

skin job

The sexual act of gouche rubbing set at a grueling pace. A variation of the scissor, often used by lesbians. See scissor and gouche for further detail

My gouche is so chaffed from that skin job last night.

by BobbyRobertss March 12, 2009

ghetto skin

Any type of paper(receipt,newspaper,notebook paper,etc.) used for rolling a spliff.

Yo, gives me dat receipt. I needs a ghetto skin to wraps up dis here kronik.

by Chim Richalds M.D. March 27, 2009

Skin Pants

The Big-Hair-80's pants. Mother's who have a lot on their minds and forget what they're called often use the term "Skin Pants."

Confused mother: Honey, I don't want you wearing skin pants.
Child: What the heck are skin pants?

by You fail. I win. Loser. June 28, 2009