kidney shuffle

Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.

"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."

by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008

Stuck Nut Shuffle

When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.

I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.

by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021

starbucks shuffle

The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.

Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...

Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!

by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010

The five knuckle shuffle

The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly

Im gana turn her bedroom into a boxing ring with the five knuckle shuffle

by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021

shuffle the buffalo

having a wank, rubbing one out, masturbating

When I can't sleep, I shuffle the buffalo and doze right off

by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013

Shenimen Shuffle

When your one fat friend waddles around and his fat rolls jiggle.

"Dude, did you see Colin? He was walking up the stairs and accidentally did a Shenimen Shuffle."

by __Frosty December 5, 2019

krammer shuffle

Drinking, throwing up and drinking it again.

That was a typical krammer shuffler!

by LePatsch June 5, 2020