Occurs after a long night of drinking and is often coupled with a hangover. Characterized by a general aching sensation in the lower back area, particularly around the kidneys.
"Man, last night was a shitshow! I got so drunk and I think I made out with the horse. I'm paying for it today, I've got a nasty hangover and I am doing the Kidney Shuffle."
by gimpy2552 April 18, 2008
Get the kidney shufflemug. When you non-chalantly bend/spread your legs while in deep conversation to unstick your nuts that are sticking to your inner thigh.
I just did the stuck nut shuffle while I was talking to that hot girl over there and she thought I was doing yoga poses.
by Bogu7883 February 27, 2021
Get the Stuck Nut Shufflemug. The rapid voluntary rearranging of people at a crowded coffee shop when a seat becomes available near an electrical outlet where laptops, cell phones, etc., can be charged.
Dude: ...so, I told her, hey, you'll never get to Hollywood if you...
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
Dudette: Oh, wait! They're leaving from that table in the corner. My laptop battery's almost dead. Time for the Starbucks shuffle!
by icuddabeenacontender October 13, 2010
Get the starbucks shufflemug. The five knuckle shuffle is when you insert your whole fist into a womens anus and then immediately after into her vagina repeatedly
by SaintedCrown911 January 29, 2021
Get the The five knuckle shufflemug. by Unlikely Hero November 29, 2013
Get the shuffle the buffalomug. by __Frosty December 5, 2019
Get the Shenimen Shufflemug. by LePatsch June 5, 2020
Get the krammer shufflemug.