commando shower

Quick scrub of unmentionables with use of minimal water, soap (if available), and speed

Joe was going to get lucky but first needed to freshen up with a commando shower.

by Frosty1997 March 17, 2015

gas shower

When you fart shower so bad that you nearly pass out when you smell it

God, I nearly died in a gas shower this morning.

by Logan (Like Utah) March 12, 2016

Korean Shower

The act of several Korean friends pouring urine on your back while you bow on all fours believing they are "bathing" you.

While camping with some Korean friends my boy Joe had way too much Crown Royal and felt all hot and sweaty. His "friends" offered to give him a Korean Shower which they said would make him feel better. He disrobed, got on his knees and bent down in a bowing position. Warm water started to run down his back and into his hair and just as fast as it started it was over. He didn't feel any cleaner and felt a little dirty. See Golden Shower

by jashv April 25, 2016

minnesota shower

To cum on one's own titties.

Last night I was working something out on my own and accidentally gave myself a Minnesota shower

by Cokton August 28, 2016

Facebook shower

Facebook-shower (or morning Facebook) – the phenomenon when for a person the first thing to do in the morning is to read the Facebook feed.

Some believe that this morning information inflow helps the brain to wake up. So some people “switch on” their brains in the morning by reading news or destructing several rows of beads. Others believe that this presents a manifestation of information addiction, and one should keep a tight rein on such actions.

According to the research conducted by SOASTA, 92 percent of New-Yorkers start their day with a smartphone check. Most often, respondents open e-mail (67%) and read Facebook news feed (40%).

– Hey there Tom!
– Good morning Jesse!
– How was your start of the day?
– Well.. nothing special.. Facebook shower, coffee and Pokemon-Go walking to the office.

by digitalvocabulary.com August 17, 2016

Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone

Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower

by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016

mystery shower

When you take a shower late at night without knowing what the shower is in aid of, i.e., going out, staying in, staying with company, etc.

For fuck’s sake. It’s 23:45 and I still don’t know if we’re going out or not. Best have a mystery shower.

00:00... she said she would call around now. Best grab a mystery shower.

by JAMwIsE May 20, 2017