Daddy Short Legs
Daddy Short Legs by Chadian for Life June 6, 2020
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Get really drunk and really high on a Tuesday morning (6 AM to be exact) and driving while jacking off to some hentai while “kings dead” by James Blake, Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, and Future plays on full blast on a Bluetooth speaker, oh and make sure your car says “skylanders” on it
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
(Term is most commonly used in New Zealand )
Asshole: yo what did you do yesterday?
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
Prostitute: I went marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks
Asshole again: that’s pretty dangerous, you good?
Prostitute: yea I’m fine
marijuana short snacks quarter flapjacks by Thiswillruinmyfuture89 February 26, 2021
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Few fries short of a happy meal
Friend 1: Donny is eating paste...
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
Friend 2: Yeah, he's a few fries short of a happy meal.
Friend 1: dude i got in a car crash yesterday
Friend 2: did you survive!?
Friend 1: your a few fries short of a happy meal arent you?
Friend 2: ....... "o look a butterfly"
Few fries short of a happy meal by Johanusburg October 14, 2011
National Stomp on Short People Day
October 25th is not National Kick Tall People Day, in fact it's National Stomp on Short people Day. On this day you get to stomp on your short friends.
"Hey, it's October 25th. You know what that means! It's National Stomp on Short People Day!"
*stomps on his short friend*
*stomps on his short friend*
National Stomp on Short People Day by thlying October 22, 2020
Long Story Short
A phrase describing the process of eliminating the silly extraneous nonsense, and delivering only the good stuff, that's long story short.
Long Story Short by ElCommissioner August 12, 2018
National throw short people day
On October 21, you can anybody under 5’4” with no permission needed
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Prepare to be yeeted for it is national throw short people day, even people named Jace.
Hey, have you heard that today is National throw short people day? I can't wait to yeet some dwarfs!
National throw short people day by IRFNBR October 21, 2021