universal screw over theory

(noun)
People try to treat people impudently and act as if they are not accepting their punishment when other people take what they dish out but accept their punishment when people do not take what they dish out to avoid being not left off the hook. If someone tries to treat you impudently or unjustly and you just take what they dish out then that person gets to treat you impudently.

It's necessary to an extent for some humans to have someone they can treat impudently so they can blow off steam with or for some for other purposes which may be sadistic. For someone to have a certain positive emotion it is not necessarily the case that someone else has to experience an equal emotion in magnitude but negative; however, it most certainly can work that way and some people try to treat other people unjustly, impudently or just straight out wrong but do it in such a way that they can be left off the hook and in some cases get that person's consent.

John waived his right against Kelly when Kelly screwed him over, so by the universal screw over theory, he has to let Kelly off the hook when Kelly treats him impudently.

by Resbyall July 15, 2014

Kirk-Screw

Getting sterilized sex tools to screw a person.

I feel like Kirk-Screwing Daniel.

by Jordzn December 14, 2015

canadian screwdriver

Stick your tongue in her ass and proceed to spin around

I gave that ho a Canadian screwdriver

by Sex drugs and cigarettes June 5, 2016

diffy screw

differential equations - the midway point in mathematics for most modern engineers

Once you're done with calc useless, you can take diffy screw

by mouffpiece May 12, 2016

cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

Flu Screw

When you really want to have sex with someone, but it's evident they have the flu; fever, chills, stuffy nose. While it should be a deterrent and you're putting your own immune system at risk, you do it anyway.

Joe was only here for one night, sick as a dog, but I had to go for the flu screw because last time we saw each other he made me cum 9 times.

by RRiveraLB January 2, 2017

illinois screwdriver

Your having a 69er with your girl and then you stand up and jump in the air in 360 degrees whilst she is still in the same position, and then you smash her head off the ground and nut in her bleeding mouth

My girl was being a fucking bitch the other night, so I got her in the Illinois screwdriver

by Chicago Cunt June 7, 2017