Second Baked

Being second hand high off of marijuana

Oh dude, you're gonna get so Second Baked off this ounce I just picked up

by NeoLobster August 23, 2010

Second Floor boy

1) Meathead Jock
2) The superior male of a residence
3) A person whom loves to ingest large amounts of protein throughout the day.
4) A person who has better things to do than play magic cards

"Oh man that second floor boy is jacked."

friend - "Obviously, he is a meathead jock."

by Mr. Protein Party November 22, 2010

second Pop-Tart effect

The wonder and excitement comparable to eating one Pop-Tart in a package, forgetting about the second one, and rediscovering the second one later.

I thought I was out of money until I looked in my old pants pockets, found a 20, and experienced second Pop-Tart effect.

by lovelibeam October 13, 2011

Second donut syndrome

When you buy 2 donuts and save the best one for last but when you get to the second donut it tastes like shit because you're so full from the first one.

-Oh man, I'm going to barf.
-I thought you liked blueberry donuts?
-Second donut syndrome man, sds.

by Maharadja Donut November 4, 2011

Second Wave

Where after a night of crazy ass drinking, not only does the consumer experience one hangover... But two. This happens when hangover treatments wear off and then the user experiences a "second" wave. Usually in the early afternoon.

"Man I have to rally soon or my second wave is going to hit really hard"

by Lurkertyme August 31, 2015

Second Mandela Effect

The one quote where everyone thinks that Mandela said "our deepest fears" except that it was some random bitch from Texas

Person 1: Dude remember that quote Thomas Jefferson said? Like our deepest fears something something...

Person 2: No dude it was Mandela. I saw it on Akeelah and the Bee. Remember Keke Palmer. Dude she's so hot.

Random Nerd: ACTUALLY, it was Marianne Williamson who said that. This is called the second mandela effect.

Person 1 &2: Shut up nerd.

by pineappleisgood February 1, 2017

second page of google

The forbidden zone. Worse that the dark web. Where you find the most sketchy websites.

Guy 1: Where did you find this website?
Guy 2: The second page of google.
Guy 1: It’s probably illegal to be on that website then.

by The only pug July 17, 2021