When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
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by jimd8498 April 30, 2019
Get the Slide The Sausage mug.The act of mating with a female while she is on her monthly menstrual cycle which then the male uses menstrual blood as a lubricant for her anal pleasures creating an "Arabian Blood Sausage"
Dude, last night my girlfriend finally let me give her an "Arabian Blood Sausage" while she was on her period!
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Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
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