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Pocket Sausage

When a flaccid penis gets tangled up in ones boxer briefs/whitey tighties and gets lodged either to the right or the left of the testicles; therefore, creating a little bit of a bulge as if you have a sausage in your pocket.
Grocery store owner: Hey man are you stealing one of my smoked kielbasas or is that a massive pocket sausage in your pants?

Man: It's a pocket sausage man. I got some new whitey tighties and they are way to tight.
by Ranchy92 March 22, 2013
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Scranton Sausage Grinder

Taking a dump in shower and pushing it through the drain screen with one's foot.
I couldn't make it to the shitter in time, so I decided a Scranton Sausage Grinder was my best bet.
by Midget buster January 18, 2012
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Slide The Sausage

What you say to someone,when you want to give it to them sexually.
“Damn,that girl is so hot.”...”I want to slide the sausage to her.”
by jimd8498 April 30, 2019
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arabian blood sausage

The act of mating with a female while she is on her monthly menstrual cycle which then the male uses menstrual blood as a lubricant for her anal pleasures creating an "Arabian Blood Sausage"
Dude, last night my girlfriend finally let me give her an "Arabian Blood Sausage" while she was on her period!
by Thefidelisk November 26, 2013
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Holding your sausage hostage

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 5, 2003
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Fish sausage supper

An illness derived from the act of sleeping with many skanky women, where the penis begins to smell of fish.
Alan had a great time at the party but woke up next to a stripper and soon discovered he had a fish sausage supper
by Chippy Banter March 16, 2010
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Mexican sausage diver

The most difficult sex position ever. Just don't try it. Please.
Last week Karl died trying the mexican sausage diver with his girlfriend.
by JohnnyBoo July 24, 2015
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