Roast Queef Sandwhich

Roast Queef Sandwhich is when saggy vagina lips enter the hole of the vagina during sex.They are folded inside by the penise of a male. The lips stay inside the females vagina while being heated or "roasted" until the sex is complete. She then runs and sits on the males face and proceeds to queef out the roasted lips into the mans mouth, which makes a roast queef sandwhich.

Chad:Steve bro! look at that slut walking towards us!

Steve: I know man she's got some massive beef curtains showing!

Chad: I bet you would love a roast queef sandwhich from her!

Steve:Huh?No!.....................yes..

by tigerafsopyz69 November 29, 2011

Hide And Go Queef

A game played by women. Escaping a social situation, due to expelling gas from the vagina. A game couples play, she hides and queefs and he looks aimlessly to find her.

She was an expert at {hide and go queef}.
He was a {hide and go queef} victim.
The dog got blamed for a bad {hide and go queef} game.

by Camel Toe Bunchalotta September 26, 2012

commander and queef

A girl who is amazing at queefing

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!

by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015

california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale

jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!

by goonersteve January 28, 2008

Boo Boo Queef

Something thats pretty bad, used in the same way as "bad" or "sucks".

Remblob: I lost a bet with my friend.
Cooper: Wow, that's pretty boo boo queef.

by Coopertonium July 31, 2021

California Queef Taco

A California Queef Taco starts by having an intimate partner that is at least 100 pounds heavier than you. You proceed by shoving a flour tortilla wrapped in a paper towel, warmed up in the microwave for about 15 seconds then shove said tortilla into her slobber pocket. Next, while pounding her snizz from behind she must contract and squeeze out a queef. After blowing your load into her tortilla stuffed cunt you remove the California Queef Taco and feed it to her because she wants it more than you.

Johnny: Are you guys hungry man? I'm famished.

Joaquin: I'm starving but I already fed Juanita a California Queef Taco so she's good for awhile.

Johnny: Wow, she ate the whole thing? She's definitely a keeper!

by shitstainedballz December 15, 2021

Queef on my Birthday

When someone says "Queef on my birthday" they usually mean that something bad or really awkward happened. This term is usually used by Skaters, Snowboarders, Surfers or Longboarders. Sometimes when the situation wasn't as bad then they say "Queef after my birthday".

Degnarly: "Dud remember when that girl caught you staring at her ass?"

Vestigialman: "Yeaaah man that was like a Queef on My birthday mannn."

Degnarly: "Yeah Man that was not sick man that was awkward man"

by Vestigialdud May 30, 2018