The Salty Q-Tip

(For men) The act of collecting semen on your finger tip after blowing your load and proceeding to give your partner a "Wet Willy", with said cum-drenched finger.

Amanda: Kristy, is that cum in your ear?

Kristy: Yeah, John gave me The Salty Q-Tip this morning.

Amanda: Mmmm. Sounds Hot.

Kristy: You have no idea.

by Brutes McGutes October 2, 2012

Dirty Q

When you need to loosen a girl's asshole to put your dick in, you take each index finger and strech the rectum accordingly. After the asshole has been sufficently streched you place one index finger in each nostril of the girl in question. The next step is to ram your cock into her asshole. When she tries to pull away, you reign her back in by her nose, she will be unable to move away from the degrading act that is anal penetration with her own shit in her nose.

He Dirty Q'd nine girls in 2 hours last night

by drew May 6, 2005

T.Q

When you are getting your first blow job, unexpectedly blow a huge load all over the girls face and arms. Then walk out of the room like nothing happened.

Man, i T.Q'd on Jane at that party last night. That chick was drenched.

by CHANDIES February 15, 2009

popping a Q

Popping a Quicky means jerking off

"What are you doing"
"Nothing just popping a q"

by fdafs October 2, 2006

D.E.Q.A.

Acronym. Dave's Environmental Quality Act. C.E.Q.A.

A much simpler process than the California Environmental Quality Act. All Statements of Overriding Consideration are issued by Dave (that would be me).

"That project could have significant environmental impacts. It's subject to the D.E.Q.A. process. Hope he's in a good mood."

by Gongfarmer October 20, 2008

sweary Q

8th of an ounce, small amount of cocaine and or Weed, if ya don't know now ya know,
...Normaly called a square...

Ya never carry tools (weapons) not even sweary q's (dope)...by T.I.

Don't know if he is saying sweary or squarey but its all the same, its a square/8th of dope.

by txpimp January 23, 2008

BAR-B-Q

The first outdoor meal law students eat after taking the bar.

EJ was starving after a long day of taking the Bar exam, so he celebrated with a BAR-b-q.

by hoodie08 July 31, 2009