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Purple Schlong

The act of while a male victim is sleeping, you take ice and put it all around his penis and ball-sack, then smack there penis and ball-sack with the ice, thus bruising his freezing cold genitals and waking him up
"Dude want to give Nick a Purple Schlong?"
"Totally, ill go get the ice"
by A Furry August 19, 2009
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Purple Nurple

(n) The action of grasping a tender nipple, often a male's, and twisting the flesh into a purple state. Sometimes bleeding may occur.
Dude, you gave me such an intense Purple Nurple that i began to lactate
by RobJob April 28, 2006
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Purple

1. An adjective to describe something worthy of being epic. If something deserves the status of epic, you award it with purple.

2. Another word for particular level of gear in the online game World of Warcraft. Gear on epic level is purple.
1. This, my friend, is epic win. I'm giving it purple.

2. OMG DUDEZ I LEIK SOOOO WON DAT PURP HUNTER WEAPONZ IN LAST NITES RAID YAY
by Dance179 August 2, 2008
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purple sticky salvia

Purple Sticky Salvia is a brand-name of the incredibly intense hallucinogen salvia and is perfectly legal in most states in the U.S.

It happens to be one of the most popular salvia brands purchased from local headshops. The leaf is ground up and as the name would imply is a purple shade and a little ‘sticky‘. It doesn’t stick to you or anything, but it certainly does not feel similar to a standard dried leaf.

It also has batshit crazy potency measurements in comparison to every other brand. Every 4 AtomiX is 1X regular strength. So if the package says 60 AtomiX purple sticky salvia, then it’s really only 15x.

A normal dosage will give you a high that lasts about five minutes, and an afterglow of about an hour.

Find out all this and more at wheretobuysalvia.info!
this black gunk in purple sticky salvia will end up in your lungs! Your body will forcibly cough it up, if you’re lucky, but in the meantime those tars will act like a toxin, leaching poisons into your bloodstream.
by Marguereetah June 19, 2010
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Snazzy Purple

A type of drink that consists of a tequila shot chased by pineapple juice.
Andrea: What kind of drink is that?
AK: It's tequila chased with pineapple juice.
Andrea: But what is it called?
AK: It's a snazzy purple.
by hemmingways41509 April 24, 2009
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Purple Cow

The act of choking a fat chick during sex causing her face to turn a shade of purple.
She told me she liked to be choked so I gave her a purple cow.
by ATonOfClay September 14, 2006
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purple vagina

lots of pain caused by not finishing what one started
Eliana: he fell asleep with his fingers inside me, it was the worst case of purple vagina i've ever experianced
by Eliana June 4, 2005
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