by noface不 April 21, 2022
Get the putting 4 fingers upmug. A sexual act in which a male attempts to place his testicles into the asshole of his partner (preferably female but male-male action is possible also). Ideally, the asshole being to tight the testicles will repeatedly pop back out like a when you try to put a dog in a bath tub. The asshole should be well lubed and loose enough to allow partial testicle penetration. Not an ideal position for virgin or gaping assholes.
by Peteybigballer February 4, 2010
Get the put the doggie in the bath tubmug. A common saying and good advice for men thinking about having sex with a crazy bitch.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
Usually a woman that:
Never shuts the hell up, has an annoying high pitched voice and laugh, gets way too overly attached, has shaved/short hair, stares into your sole, has bigger muscles than you, believes there's more than two genders and calls herself a feminist.
"Dude I fucked this crazy chick last night and woke up and found my dick in a jar."
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
"Never put dick in crazy bro"
by NI🅱🅱ER FAGGOT October 6, 2017
Get the Never put dick in crazymug. To take high level of risks / be appear to be willing to back up words with actions / to be unashamedly frank about your intentions / motives / to put your money where your mouth is / to go all out
Man 1 "if you think this is going to work why don't you do it? come on put your balls on the table "
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
Man 2 "let me run it and i'l put in the fifty k you need"
Man 1"that's what i call putting your balls on the table"
by superfly9229229292929 February 18, 2010
Get the putting your balls on the tablemug. Definition: a profession of absolute honesty from one person to another. It is a variation of the phrase, "I put that shit on everything that I love."
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Origin: Unknown. However, the phrase is extremely popular in the Southeastern United States, particularly in Mississippi, Alabama, and Louisana. Since hot sauce (or pepper sauce) is so popular in these states, hot sauce manufacturer, Frank's Red Hot, uses it as their official slogan.
Variations:
"On God"
"On everything"
"Put that on something"
"I put that on my momma/grandmomma"
Me: Bro, I don't know what happened to your wallet.
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
You: I don't believe you. I think you're lying...
Me: I don't have it, serious. I PUT THAT SHIT ON EVERYTHING!
by thetillmansneakerreview January 30, 2021
Get the I put that shit on everythingmug. Girl : hey wanna come over tonight ??
Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl
Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in
Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!
Boy : yea - ill put a tail on you girl
Bouncer : your too drunk , your not coming in
Customer : shut up ya dull cunt - I'll put a tail on you !!
by Gazza October 4, 2016
Get the I'll put a tail on youmug. by Coolio9669 April 30, 2021
Get the I’ll Put You in a Corner!mug.