priming the pump

Eating the pussy while warming it up for sex.

I was licking the cho cha trying to prime the pump.

by James March 11, 2003

Peter-Pumper

How a hick insults someone from civilization when trying to call them a jerk. Can be used in the verb form when used in retaliation.

Kamiza: YOUR A PETER-PUMPER!!!
Ciolino: I peter-pumped your mom.

by Kyle Wynne August 9, 2006

Blue vained yoghurt pump

dick

Hey you, do you want to handle my blue vained yoghurt pumper, you bitch.

by Ronald Bouman November 5, 2003

pumped up kicks

a song usually meaning a school shooting. seems innocent enough but when you get to hear the lyrics, you'll know the truth about it. its a meme, ok? some variations are when the quiet kid looses a kahoot, when someone says vaping is gay, and a whole lot more.

yo dude, i heard the quiet kid is gonna shoot up she school tomorrow.
you mean hes gonna Pumped Up Kicks it?

yeah.

by Corona Borealis October 31, 2017

petrol pump

Men pissing in other people's mouth, most notably their mates' mouths - used as a prank.

Bob: I needed a piss so bad, and Nick was just there, so i petrol pumped him.

Nick: It wasn't that bad. It tasted like brine.

by Antastic December 26, 2007

pumpydoody

A semi-solid bowel movement with visible chunks of jiggly, unprocessed fat.

I had to bleach down the toilet after Barbara left a pumpydoody in it.

by Sam888 July 18, 2007

pump grief

To set the lock on a gas station pump after you have finished filling your tank. This causes gasoline to automatically start pumping before the next customer expects it to, often resulting in it splashing all over themselves and/or their car.

Steve: Dude, what is that smell?
Paul: I got pump griefed at the Quick Trip.
Steve: Care for a smoke?
Paul: Not funny.

by Sambone October 3, 2007