Poking the Pork Chops

Bouncing off of a girl's (or guy's, whatever you're into) ass as you have sex with them from behind. Whether it's anal or vaginal intercourse is completely irrelevant.

"So what did you do last night, dude?"
"Oh you know, just hung out with Stacy's mom and was poking the pork chops."

by A_sphincter_says_what August 11, 2013

Pulled Pork Chicken

When the waiter says both pulled pork and pulled chicken in one word when they give you your pulled pork or pulled chicken.

Here’s your pulled pork chicken

by The guy from Cali July 13, 2021

Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches

Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off

by The mans dictionary June 23, 2023

Pork Chop

A slang for "ugly girl". Widely used in Hongkong.

A: You're hitting on her?
B: Nah. Not my type. She's a pork chop.

by excruxx October 2, 2019

Fedor Pork

A combination of words to name a Ukrainian fellow who looks like a pig. Similar to the legend of John Pork. Often used in an insulting but playful manner.

You are really a Fedor Pork today.

by dannymanandhar September 6, 2025

pork drunk

The state of mind achieved after becoming delusional from eating an obscene amount of pork product.

"Come over here boy! Momma's pork drunk!"

by gucci mane pondo December 29, 2013

Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022