Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Piss-Pocketing

The art of stealthily putting your dick in someones pocket and urinating in it.
Basically pick-pocketing but in stead of stealing, you're giving them something

Man, the bus was super crowded today, AND some bastard piss-pocketed me! (Piss-Pocketing)

by UglyBagel May 20, 2021

piss pain

The horrible, nagging pain that you feel when you have an urgent need to take a leak!

Where is the toilet? I've got a terrible piss pain!

by Arbitrator June 18, 2017

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

piss shnart

When you sneeze so hard you pee yourself and shit yourself.

(Pre-tense) piss shnart
(Present-tense) piss shnart
(Post -tense) piss shnarted

Person one: "achoo! Pfffffft! Oh no"
Person two: "Fuck dude, you ok?"
Person one: "no, I just piss shnarted "

by TheAtomicToaster July 6, 2017

piss pool

The little kiddie pool next to the big adult pool that the little kids swim and pee in. Also, the pool your drunken guests pee in when the keg is too close to the kiddie pool.

We went to the Old Man's house on the 4th of July and the piss pool behind the house smelled of urine while the D.J. was playing the song, ooooh that smell, can't you smell that smell? We invited the Old man over and knew we would have the big pool for the adults and the piss pool for the kids.

by mikefromuniontown December 15, 2013

Piss pole

Urinating shrunken penis just having come from the swimming pool

I’m not putting that piss pole In my mouth! Ya gotta clean it first.

by Littlelester July 31, 2020