phantom carrot

there is no destination, only the pursuit of it.

He earned his college degree only to discover it was a phantom carrot with no guarantees.

by twirledview November 12, 2012

phantom shiftosis syndrome

Reaching for the shift lever in the wrong place when driving somebody else's car

My car's a '99 Camry (shifter on the floor between the front seats). My wife's car is an '02 Odyssey (shifter on the steering column). Any time we use each others' cars, we come down with a case of phantom shiftosis syndrome.

by Frank in Spokane February 15, 2013

pandora taste

The ability for an individual to choose an artist on Pandora and not have every related artist suck!

Hey,let McKay take control of the music tonight! He has great Pandora taste!

by docfizzle March 29, 2013

phantom pooping

The art of dropping a deuce inconspicuously in public places

"Despite it being being Black Friday, Tom was phantom pooping in the potted plant at the local shopping centre"

by The Korean Sun December 28, 2013

Pandoraring

Opening your pandora app at inappropriate times or places.

I was sitting in a meeting, opened my phone to see if I had new emails, and accidentally started pandoraring.

by OscarBukowski July 28, 2014

phanomkeo

An Asian man who is funny and very talented. But all he does is lie and lie. This guy!

"Hey you're so good at everything you do, what's your name?"
"Phanomkeo"
"You liar!"

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014

phanomkemon

An Asian man who was captured into a pokeball. He's fast! He's talented! But he's a man who lives in a pokeball. This guy!

"DUUUUDE! You're so fast! What's your name man?"
"Phanomkemon."
"Dude that's fucking legit man! Where ya from?"
Owner of the pokemon says, "I found him in a cave dude."
"Oh.... you're still fast duude."

by thisgirlll March 26, 2014