paving the furry freeway

when a guy with a big ass cock lays a thick layer of pearly white cum onto another mans taint/choda

"im headed on over to steven lloyds to pave his furry freeway"

by corey adams June 9, 2004

parking lot pirate

a person always in the parking lot, begging for money, cigarettes, and rides to store...

hey be careful, i saw a parking lot pirate outside put up your valuables .

by dirtyent2007 November 12, 2010

Pudge Packing

Act of laying naked in bed with your woman, while spooning, and unexpectantly stuffing your flacid (or nearly flacid) mounding pudge package into the crack of her ass, the buldge of her beaver, or anywhere in between (taint). Works best right after sex when genitals are full of blood, but not quite erect.

Pudge Packing can be an intimately relaxing after-sex bonding session, as long as your ladyfriend doesn't mind having your hot, sopping wet pudge crammed in her crack.

by Ray June 11, 2004

packing popcorn

When a woman is wearing a bathing suit (or underwear for that matter) and hasn't shaved her pubes the resulting puffy look under the bathing suit or underwear

Man look at that bitch in the bikini - she's packing popcorn - better give her the weed wacker.

by THE TAS December 28, 2008

Poking the bear

When a man sticks his dick in his spouse when she is tired, ready to go to sleep and not dtf.

I was in my bed after a long day at work when I felt something poke me from behind. I asked my man what he was doing. He replied "I'm 'Poking the Bear'"

by Michial Verganman November 10, 2017

Peaking

Peaking is when someone usually a guy, has sex with 5 or more women at once. Once he has finished and came all over them, he promptly blows his brains out all over them because his life will never be any better.

I don't blame Jody for peaking last night, his life was all downhill from there...

by Dukes-of-Forsyth February 13, 2014

Bray Parking

When your girlfriend goes nuts at you in the local shops in front of everyone. (Especially if she is from bray park).

Did you see that crazy bitch, She gave that dude one hell of a bray parking!

by medicine_man December 30, 2010