One Direction

Another unoriginal boy band that will not exist in a few years. The said girls that enjoy this music listen to it with their eyes not their ears. It attracts the ears of the lesser intelligence.

One Direction Fangirl: ISN"T ONE DIRECTION SOO HAWT! THEY ARE THE BEST BAND EVER

Smart person: Not really i think ill listen to some music that has originality.

One Direction by Zoso October 6, 2012

one-nut wonder 

A guy that has one testicle that is undescended, or a guy that has had a nut removed due to testicular cancer.

That Mike Lowell is a one-nut wonder! (and his head is huge!)

one-nut wonder by Elevcode December 3, 2005

one on one 

san francisco bay area slang for a combination of cocaine and heroin, aka a "speedball". a hit of tar heroin and powder cocaine sold together on the street for $10 to $20.

if youre in a san francisco neighborhood such as the mission, and you hear a guy calling out "one on oners, one on oners", hes not challenging you to a game of basketball.

one on one by beau "oma" taylor March 14, 2010

One Direction

Some ugly gay boy "band" One Direction. That has a lot less talent then Mindless Behavior. If you like them, you DO have a mental disease.

There is nothing wrong with being gay unless you are from one direction.

"I just listened to One Direction and I am clawing at my ears"

"Which band is age ranged from 15-16 and has a BET award, went platinum, is sexy, has a movie coming out, launches their own tour, has one album and is already working on another, and took over 2012? Not One Direction"

One Direction by Mindless as fuck August 18, 2012

One Last Time 

A great song by Ariana Grande in which the music video is of her getting out of her car during a like comet explosion or something even though everyone tells her not to.

Mom: Billy stay in the car!
Billy: so ONE LAST TIMEEE! *runs out of car*

One Last Time by SALERMI Man March 12, 2015

One Direction

A typical boy band that lacks any creative beats or interesting lyrics. They just sing about anything having to do with women. Teenage girls love them because they are "Hot", but if you ask them they'll say they like their "music". Truth is, if any of the five metro-sexual members had any facial scars, or were the least bit fat, None of the so called "fans" would listen to them.

Fan 1, "OMGZZZZ DID YOU HEAR THE NEW ONE DIRECTION SONG?!?!?!

Fan 2, "YESSSS OMG IT'S SO GOOD!!!!"

Me (preparing to jump out of the nearest window)

One Direction by CynicalTeenager June 9, 2012

One Direction

A band with a following of deluded fangirls with no taste in music. It consists of five ugly idiots who write songs with absolutely no meaning whatsoever, only to have unintelligent teenagers scream at them. They in no way compare to the likes of Fall Out Boy, or Panic! At The Disco. We thought Justin Beiber was bad, now we have 5 in 1.

Directioner: I LOVE 1D!

Real Bandom Member: *facepalm* Ludicrous. Absurd. You really like One Direction?

One Direction by NitroglycerinBOOM January 6, 2014