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table

a animal that has leg
oh u fool ur a table
by Aidan fisk November 20, 2021
mugGet the tablemug.

licking the table cloth

Licking the butthole hair after some one takes a shit
Tyler had to go but there wasn't any toilet paper so James started "licking the table cloth"
by THE TABLE HANDLER September 12, 2017
mugGet the licking the table clothmug.

TABLE-BRO

Someone who only armwrestles at practices, doesnt compete in armwrestling tournaments because it costs money.
Im not paying money to compete, im just a table-bro!
by Jeffwithag97 September 16, 2025
mugGet the TABLE-BROmug.

Hit the tables

Play in the casino.
We should hit the tables. Maybe get something out of this. You want to talk about that, I'll be down at the tables. (Unsolved TV Show, episode 2)
by Chingachguk May 19, 2018
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The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
by Weed Smoker Chicken King November 23, 2021
mugGet the The council of butt tablesmug.

round tabled

to be within a group of people at a party or gathering when food is ordered. But it's exactly what you craved least.
I was hanging with the guys and they said there was gonna be food at the party. I was hoping for some take-out chinese but I totally got Round tabled by some oven baked lasagna.
by Timothy Gruich January 18, 2009
mugGet the round tabledmug.

Table Beer

A single beer your table orders to split even though you had all finished your drinks and got the check but that one jackass friend who is late to everything actually showed up, got a full beer, and sat down.
He's seriously getting a beer? Fuck, looks like everyone's getting a fifth of a table beer tonight.
by Mr. Jamen, Esq. October 22, 2011
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