As numb as a pot dog

Northern English slang
Not very intelligent
As intelligent as a ceramic ornament
He's (she's) as numb as a pot dog!
by Biglump February 03, 2012
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Uptown pot pie

when someone lays down and then another person shits in their mouth and they close their mouth to bake it like a pot pie.
"I was so drunk last night in uptown that I let someone give me an uptown pot pie and I had to brush my teeth 5 times in the morning!"
by PotPie4Life September 19, 2019
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Come out the pot

When an individual decides that selling crack (cooked in a pot) is their best course of action in life.
“Yo I just got fired from my job, I’m bout to come out the pot,
by Dub_Z1 October 09, 2021
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Keep the tea in the pot

when you have something to say about somebody or something but you decide to keep it to yourself. also known as spilling tea when you tell someone about what happened.
did you hear about Jason,never mind I’m going to keep the tea in the pot.
by lilv February 25, 2018
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Pot Luck Fart

A fart that not only shows up at the party but brings something with it. i.e. BROWNIES
A.K.A. Shart
"Oh man, I better go change my shorts. That was a pot luck fart."
by fattoeknee July 07, 2009
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Afghani Crock Pot

A Afghani Crock Pot is when a man shits into another mans arsehole then the man shits it back into the first mans mouth.
Man: how was your afghani crock pot?

Man2: it was cooked to perfection.
by Black Sword warrior November 03, 2015
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privileged pot head

a underage kid who has parents who allow them to smoke marijuana or is given marijuana by their pot head parents .
“yo , let’s smoke at jokers house , his parents don’t mind.”
“Man I wish I was a privileged pot head , family game nite would be so dope”.
by jocci January 16, 2022
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