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Toe Goblin

The Toe Goblin is a 《toe goblin 》 that appears when you sleep, as you get told "Gudnoot dont let the toe goblin get you" you will or should quickly look around and see if you can spot them. If not go peacefully to bed ♡~ Bee
"Gudnoot dont let the Toe goblin get your toes"
by Brookieeeeeee October 22, 2020
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[goblin gootch]

a very scary private area on either a boy or girl
brittany's goblin Gootch was to scary for Peter Scateregia although he is a tool it was to unbarable for him
by Mark Rice jr. January 8, 2009
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Slut Goblin

A malicious, mischievous, greedy female who is small and grotesque in manners, yet sexy as fuck. Usually with fake hair, nails, and eyelashes and make-up that look almost cartoonish. Similar to a fuck gremlin. Taking her home will be the best sex you have ever had at the cost of your dishes, and anything else breakable or stealable.
lat night i picked up a slut goblin at the local pub.
by the coyote kid May 18, 2020
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Piss Goblin

Someone who hangs out by the urnials in gay clubs to collect piss. They will do anything for pee, hence the goblin mode.
Yo, that piss goblin got me good at the Eagle last night.
by GlizzyGoblin69 November 17, 2023
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Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023
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Grammar Goblin

That one member of your DND party thats always correcting the party or the dm
PC: I'd like to use magic missile
GG: Actually you cant USE magic missile, you cast it
PC: Gee thanks you grammar goblin
by Chedder-cheese May 31, 2022
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ball goblin

When you have extremely high T and your social conventions preclude you from cranking one out at work
If you don't crank 7 times a day the ball goblins will take over your body.
by XxScottStappxX October 20, 2023
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