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EM

Slang term that emerged in November 2018, for a meme, or joke that is horribly outdated. A shortened version of the term, “Ewan Meme”.
Gamer 1: “Hey Bro, did you see that meme THANOSCAR?”
Gamer 2: “That’s a fucking EM bro never say that again
by MrBigla June 28, 2019
mugGet the EMmug.

I don't make the rules; I just break 'em

A statement dat humorously sums up your partner in crime who poses as either a law-abiding citizen or a rules-following employee at a bank, military establishment, government office, etc., so dat he can give you "ins" on valuable items and/or sensitive information.
Tronald Dump took such an arrogant off-handed self-serving view of his job as president dat he would have been a prime candidate for da "I don't make the rules; I just break 'em" saying.
by QuacksO November 8, 2022
mugGet the I don't make the rules; I just break 'emmug.

Em’

Em's a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
Em’ s a funny, kind person with a HUGE heart
She is very fond of music, and often art
It's a rare first name, like her
She is a beautiful person inside and out
If you're one of Em's best friends you're extremely lucky, although she has a lot of friends, some are more important to her than others
She's the perfect girlfriend, whether for a boy or a girl!
by anonymous November 24, 2021
mugGet the Em’mug.

Give 'em the laugh

To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.
"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."
by Zed Numar August 31, 2021
mugGet the Give 'em the laughmug.
A phrase meaning, among other things, "GET OUT!" It shows that one is objectively stupid in every way and has terrible ideas. Best used in context at a team meeting or group gathering, that way it shows everyone, including the "interns" how terrible a brain one has. It is commonly used in close friend groups as a way of slandering one another. It originated at Indian Hills Junior High, where a group of people did a hilarious improv skit together based around an Apple board meeting to find new ideas, where one coined the term, and the rest was history.
"Hey, what if we created a fantasy novel about girl dragons that pee rainbows?"
"That's the dumbest idea a human brain has ever even conceived. Intern, feed 'em to the lions!"
by Idefacateonyourfrontlawn October 14, 2025
mugGet the Intern, feed 'em to the lionsmug.

Fuck 'em firsts

The precursor of Sloppy Seconds: When a man creampies an individual first with the intention being that said individual is destined to shortly thereafter be creampied again at least once, or multiple times by competing ejaculators.
I'll attend the creampie gangbang as long as I get fuck 'em firsts.
by AmadeuS469 October 24, 2023
mugGet the Fuck 'em firstsmug.

EMS

my life is shit so just please EMS

person A: *shows cringe*
person B: EMS
or/cringe:EMS
by pickkle December 1, 2016
mugGet the EMSmug.

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