When you're holding in a poop with everything you have, cold sweat dripping down your forehead and you finally, barely make it to the toilet in time. Only then do you get to hear the glorious orchestral sound of the gravy trumpets
Feet swinging beneath the stall door, I knew that kid had to be done soon, he’s just playing with my emotions now. Finally he exits and asks “are you okay Mr?”
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
As I wipe away the forehead sweat and shove Jr to the side, my cheeks barely his the seat before the sweet serenade of the gravy trumpet rang throughout the stalls.
by Chung July 22, 2024
Get the Gravy Trumpetmug. Having sex with a woman in the cowgirl position while she has her period so the period blood all drips out and collects onto the man beneath her.
Tim was gravy boated and didn’t even know it until he felt something dripping down his hip and turned the lights on.
by Mighty wind February 10, 2024
Get the Gravy Boatmug. The act of putting a Yorkshire pudding over a person's face and pouring gravy over it. Northern English equivalent to water-boarding.
by _Realdefinitions_ July 24, 2020
Get the Gravy-boatingmug. A mans favourite food.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
Normally if someone's favourite food is potatoes and gravy than they most likely are a teacher that gives mints to students, hates people named Nathan and makes you take out your headphones to tell you how they're going to cook their dinner.
by Uhhlinds November 11, 2021
Get the potatoes and gravymug. by G-strangy April 3, 2024
Get the Gravy Tugboatmug. When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.
by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016
Get the gravy shartmug. by Niff July 25, 2016
Get the Gravy Canonmug.