A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis
Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?
Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy
by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023
Get the Urban Cowboymug. When a cowboy let's his horse ride him.
by Sew Donym February 20, 2020
Get the Minnesota Cowboy Upmug. by MiKe OXL0NG March 18, 2023
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Get the Cowboymug. by reilei February 16, 2019
Get the lazy cowboymug. Lots of urban calgary cowboys at this event.
Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
Usually wear a cowboy hat for max of 9 hours or one night a year .
by THE ORIGINAL STRETCH July 9, 2022
Get the urban calgary cowboymug. Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
Get the paper cowboy hatsmug.