An attractive man who by viewing a picture of his upper half, one can assume he is of short stature.
I think he may be like 5 ft Leesha he has a short man face, I don't think you should wear heels tonight
by Urbanqueen26 February 23, 2019
Get the Short man face mug.When a girl's hair down there stratches a clean-shaven guy's face, when he eats her out, the same way a guy's stubble would ussually stratch her part.
Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Can also be known as an Itchy Beaver, though that also has seperate meanings.
Gah! You're like a short-haired porcupine down there. My face feels like it is being scratched by wire.
by Pronema January 23, 2011
Get the Short-Haired Porcupine mug.Cocktail sausage. Often found at birthday or wedding buffets among other snacks such as cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks and vol au vents. Occasionally found biologically attached to the male of the species who tries their best, but very rarely succeeds in the arousal of their sexual partner. A short, skinny penis.
I went on a tinder date and we did netfilx and chill to begin with, don't get me wrong, I loved the film but I did not appreciate his cocktail sausage. I would have got more pleasure from cheese and pineapple on a cocktail stick. No one needs a short skinny penis. needle dick chode chide pencil dick
by uniquepenis January 18, 2016
Get the short skinny penis mug.Incredibly gullible, but great guy. Guys’ guy. Will give you the shirt off his back. No one works harder, always on “that grind.” Easily falls in love with girl he meets in Puerto Rico. Girls are typically pathological liars - claiming everything from being Swedish royalty to having dated Matthew McConaughey. At least one divorce under his belt. Sometimes known as the Swedish prince.
Oh my god, did he really co-sign a home with that random girl last night?!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
Yeah, classic Rob (short for Robert) move!
by King of Sweden November 24, 2021
Get the Rob (short for Robert) mug.by grindsmyshorts January 25, 2019
Get the grinds my shorts mug.Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
by kahramanj August 6, 2019
Get the Got the short straw mug.When shortstacks exist and you’d rather fuck them/date them rather then date/fuck tall people, you have a short people kink
by Unoimia April 28, 2022
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