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Facebook Shiva

Changing your Facebook profile picture to that of a loved one who recently died.
I found out my high school choir director had died when I saw my friends were sitting Facebook Shiva for him.
by SFA2ai September 28, 2011
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Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.
by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010
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Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.
"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
by nunya0129 July 13, 2012
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Facebook Backup

People who take the sides of their closest friends in arguments on facebook regardless of the topic. Most commonly occurs among ex bfs/gfs and their respective cliques.
(FB Picture of Sam's Ex GF Monica grinding on some dude)

Sam: Wow, I see you've been staying classy.

Kate: HAHAHA yeah right dick, bet you wish you were him!

Claire: MONICA WAS ALWAYS TOO GOOD FOR YOUU!

Amanda: I don't feel like you have any place here Sam.

Sam: I guess not, as I see you brought your facebook backup.....
by M1lesmanifesto February 12, 2012
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thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 16, 2010
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facebook downtime

An uncommon occurrence when facebook becomes unbearably slow or unavailable, which some comedians claim increases productivity in offices but in reality only results in frustration, impatience, and the f5 key gathering more fingerprints in a day than it normally does all month.

A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.

A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.

A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
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facebook stalkin

when someone stays on facebook for excessive amounts of time, aimlessly searching through people's profiles, and pictures
John was facebook stalking last night and was able to find out that Sarah has a date to the movies on friday with Al
by THE FACEBOOK CREEPER November 26, 2009
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