deny nap

A person who falls asleep while watching television and then acts like the they were awake.

Why deny nap? You were snoring during the first five minutes of the show.

by Mr. Dish December 13, 2024

Nap-Jack

When you tell Jack off before you hit him and he takes a Nap.

Kinda like nap sack but not really.

Holy Cow, I took along Nap-Jack.

by Dick Eatin Ass Nigga January 02, 2020

Brat nap

the time for an brat to catch a beauty nap

bitch please...i gotta take a brat nap

by lido32 December 14, 2010

Goo nap

To go to sleep immediately following ejaculation

He goo napped after jerking off without even pulling his pants back up.

by SauceComet February 16, 2021

pence nap

When someone's inane blathering lulls you into sleep.

Listening to him talk threw me into a Pence nap

by Eratosthenes of PA August 06, 2017

pence nap

When you get lulled to sleep by someone's inane blathering.

Listening to him talk would throw me into a Pence nap.

by Eratosthenes of PA August 06, 2017

raccoon nap

When, having gorged yourself on fatty junk food, you almost immediately fall asleep, still covered in crumbs or grease.

Like the Itis, but more a matter of falling asleep where you ate like a raccoon in a dumpster.

I ate a large DiBella's Sub for lunch then passed out in the booth for a little raccoon nap.

by Michael Rizzo June 20, 2017