mexican sattelite

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

Mexican limousine

N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.

Eighteen people were brought in a Mexican limousine across the border

by The Reverend April 30, 2006

Round Mexican

Another term for a columbian.

My dumb-fuck friend Joseph is a round Mexican.

by CarCarCar January 18, 2022

mexican drumstick

When you are fucking a girl with super hot salsa covering the male genitals, most often seen with a side of tortilla chips.

"Yo man have you and a girl ever done a Mexican drumstick?"

by DaddyD January 30, 2015

Mexican Diabetes

Also known as "Type 3 Diabetes" or "Tipo Tres", it is diabetes that is contracted when your pancreas is stolen from you and sold on the black market while you lay in a bathtub full of ice.

Joel: "What got up your ass?"
Joe: "Sorry man, I got Mexican Diabetes so I get grumpy from insulin deprevation"
Joel: "Is that why you voted Trump?"
Joe: "One of the reasons"

by GoonBoom March 11, 2017

The Sweaty Mexican

The act of binge eating Mexican food with the sole intent to get the screaming shits and later on, swipe someone who has pissed you off nose through your pudding blaster like a credit card. Leaving refried beans and charmin on their face.

Dude:1 can you believe my dad made me mow grass?
Dude2: that's bullshit, let's go to El Toril and later on you can give that mother fucker the sweaty Mexican!
Dude1: lets go fam!

by turnitloose June 11, 2016

overrated mexican

A mexican that is overrated.

Person 1: Oi mate, look at that mexican!

Person 2: Nah fam, he is overrated.

Person 1: So is he an overrated mexican?

Person 2: I guess?

Person 1: That's lit.

Person 2: Steve get a job, please.

by ExrosZ August 13, 2018