Matthew

A short horrible person. He can be found on his PlayStation 🤮 bragging how he can beat you in Minecraft pvp. His bezzie friend caelan is unable to be heard by Matthews voice as he bellows down his mic. I hope everyone with a Matthew as a friend I wish you all peace

He is such a Matthew

by Tbh idk either July 22, 2020

matthew ritchie

thinks he is a gift from god but is just soemthing they craped out and for got to flush....
he also likes to sleep with random women with strange diseases

EWWWW!!!! that's Matthew Ritchie, I hear he has GonasyphilherpalAIDS

by the crazy Mexican crossdresser November 23, 2010

Matthew

This man is let's say, strange. first off all Matthew's are furries. They say UwU 24/7! They like to say the word Potato and put's raddish jam on his french toast! He thinks the earth is flat and uses the urinal as his litter box! Can you belive that? It's disgusting!

Woah Matthew is that a raddish? Matthew: Sure is ;) UwU

by Barrythebee April 27, 2020

Matthew

He’s a total complete dick.

Matthew is such a queer

by Pewdsub April 19, 2019

Matthew

The most disgusting guy ever, For starters he hates showers and bugs. He would rather sleep without taking a shower. Even his dick smells like death because he forgets to shake while peeing. If you see a Matthew, RUN!

What’s that smell?!! It’s Matthew

by Neptunewithpowers111 November 23, 2018

Matthew McConaughey

Appearing to be a good actor by being in good movies without actually being a good actor

Tom Cruise is a Matthew McConaughey

by MurphQuake February 4, 2014

Matthew P

A guy who will ask for forced sex so he can get money because he's a poor sap

Matthew P is the only person I know that likes Rape

by notaboomer9000 November 30, 2019