Mario

A punk ass bitch who loves everything

Hi Mario

Mario fuck you

by Yeetmano69 May 5, 2020

Mario

Mario Carstens likes womem from the night. Pornhub is his favourite channel. He likes mastrubating on kroeskoppe. He likes the mates big and chunky.

Wow that mario is a darkie lover

by anonymous May 4, 2022

Mario

This nigga won’t stop singing, every time I hear him he just won’t stop and to be cool you either have to smoke vape or do drugs or you ain’t no cool kid

Mario “ that’s just the way it is, the way. The way the way”

by Some random as nigga October 19, 2020

Mario

1) A itailan plumber made by Shigeru Miyamoto that comes to throw Bowser into the lava and save Princess Peach. Usually he gets a kiss whenever he saves the princess. And he stomps goombas, and he goes into the pipes.
2) Series of video games.
3) Mario Segale.

It's-a-me, Mario!

by ihopeshemadealotsofspagetti January 12, 2021

Super Mario Galaxy 2

who?
what's that?
a fangame?
must be fun.
But it's not real.

Guy1: Hey watcha playing?
Guy2: Super Mario Galaxy 2.
Guy1: Oh, the fangame?

by Cube6Gamer September 29, 2020

Mario

Mario is one of the funniest and determined guy you will EVER meet especially determined. He is very passionate and sporty. He is VERY SMART and over achieving. He gets pressured to be perfect and he is even if he might not think it. All you want to do is help him through his battles because him feels he cant talk about his struggles because he is guy. He is very good looking with the most perfect eyes. I couldn't name one thing wrong about him and if your name is Mario you probably think you aren't perfect but you are I can completely promise you. Even if you weren't perfect which I 100% don't expect you too be your also very understanding and you make anyone laugh and smile. Not to even get me started with your smile YOUR SMILE IS BRIGHTER THEN ALL THE STARTS COMBINED. I can open up to you about anything I just love you so much. Your so silly and fun anyone would be lucky to have a Mario and if you have a Mario never let him go because one thing I can tell you about Mario he is irreplaceable for sure never once doubt that.

I love you Mario you will always and forever be in my heart never matter what you silly boy.<3

Mario is so funny did you see what he did in class today

yea of course I did he made everyone laugh

by idontputmynameontheinternet December 30, 2023

Mario Tomato

Mario Tomato is a Mario but he's a tomato. The viral meme song Mario Tomato was created by Funny Songs on Youtube who makes all sorts of funny songs. Due to the success of Mario Tomato it has sparked other niche fruit songs such as Peachy Luigi and Mango Wariogogo

🍅IT IS ME MARIO TOMATO-TO-TO-TO-To🗣️🔥- Mario Tomato

by pickypocket September 12, 2025