Ur mum

The comeback of all comebacks. Used for the ultimate destruction of your friends when you have nothing else to say.
Also used for referring to Morgz Mum (aka. The Bill Gill) who is too amazing for this world but at the same time bald martin is better than her.

Homie 1: Bruh, you got fuking slapped out there my g
Homie 2: Your mum got fuking slapped lol

by TheBigGill December 5, 2022

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Mum

The Bri'ish/Australian way of spelling mom.

Mum makes more sense than Mom. You don't go around saying mOm do you (unless your really American, in that case learn English properly dude) You say mUm.

by Rimy Jobbs December 9, 2022

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your mum

your mum, is a commonly used joke in the UK being used by the youth here in Britain.

your mum is the fittest in this room

by Itsnitcuckingblank January 7, 2023

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Your mum jokes

Jokes your smart & sexy friend makes but pisses you off cus you can't find a comeback

Example:
Person 1: Come on. Is there really nothing you want for your birthday?

Person 2: yeah only one thing. A date with your mum.

Person 1: wow. That was one of the best Your mum jokes

by Sexypianogql January 9, 2023

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Suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad

Offensive term often used on trolls or people that piss Hannah off in the Bebahan stream.

"Go suck ya Mum and finger ya Dad"

by gzxy July 1, 2023

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ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.

What are you doing later?
Ur Mum.

by asdfghjkjifhbdkjnmgdlfjbhikwne July 2, 2023

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