THE LICKERS

DO NOT GET CLOSE! THESE PEOPLE WILL LICK YOUR EYEBALLS TILL YOU DIE
They like to drink other peoples saliva too
This makes them look attracting to others stealing your status

RUN FOR YOUR STATUS LIFE! ITS THE LICKERS

by The High Flatulence February 10, 2022

Tard licker

Someone that licks tards

Homie1-wanna make out?
Homie2-of course not tard licker

by Sexywomankisser February 10, 2022

Web Licker

The first person of the day on a biking or hiking trail that clears the spider webs - often by running into them.

It's great to ride the trail early in the morning, except being the web licker and having to remove spiders from your face.

by HMIB October 9, 2021

Doorknob Licker

Illegal on other planets.

Bro look at that doorknob licker, I bet he gets arrested by tomorrow morning.

by jesuisglassjoe October 14, 2021

Screen Licker

That one guy who lacks the brain cells to know what soap and water does and instead licks his/her screen to clean it; A person beyond the level that we would call lazy; A person who is both extremely hygienic and unhygienic at the same time.

Your a screen licker?!? That’s disgusting!

by Chilly_Willy August 12, 2021

bindle licker

A female who never has her own meth but manages to stay high by surrounding herself with people who do.

Robert said when his dope was gone, so was the bindle licker that he picked up at the bar.

by Heaterschick123 May 31, 2021

Licker

A person who has quit their job to unsuccessfully trade crypto meme coins full-time. Generally viewed as a bottom of the barrel crypto degenerate.

A crypto MoonBoy without dignity.

"Omg all he does is sit on his phone all day trading crypto shitcoins"

- "Yeah he's a real Licker"

by Thor's Hammered August 22, 2024