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Jason

I am what I am, thats Jason, dont give a monkey crap what you lot think, expect the genuine nice people, the other come saying it to me face and one with cum with answers that will test and spray you into a eye-closing bliss of of satisfaction, that might shut your cake-holes. What are you exactly, Manifests, fraudulent staff, sad bastards that have no life and stay up double stuffing Oreos? But more importantly your boss with you lot have a IQ so uncomprehend able, that the tester ran to Ripleys Believe it or not and Guinness Book of Records, to advise that he has witnessed something unexplainable. Since it was also advised he ran like Forest Gump to both, he now is sectioned and spends most of the time bagging the wall with their head in tandem to the tick of the clock, tik tok! But, me think you lot are even lower than that, for example, your intellect and knowhow would be on par to have an educated conversation or debate with a coma victim and the coma victim would win the debate, with a massive majority vote! Thats a Jason! LOL
A Real Jason - read it
by Immi786 June 14, 2023
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A spicy Jason

Accidentally getting a spicy substance on one's penis.

E.g. ghost pepper powder.
And asking for or receiving a blowjob.
She was given a spicy Jason.
by BiscuitJ October 11, 2021
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Jason

Someone who like feet a little too much
“Dam bro I saw him slurp all the toe cheese off Sabrina at the club, he pulled a jason!”
by Yefan2002 April 14, 2022
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Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.
I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.
by AndrewSh June 29, 2024
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Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke
Your mother was Jasonness
by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023
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Jason

A fat dude who is built like an otter and has the smallest dick in the world and already is dividising a plan to shoot up the school
by Jewish asians October 18, 2018
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