Mads Milde

A boy with a little dick, that uses all his time playing roblox.

You grinding rolox, you must be a "Mads Milde"

by Bin saden July 30, 2022

Mad Mick

My uncle. He is so mad that he cannot function in society without getting into trouble.

My name’s Mick. Mad Mick.

by Lon McDean December 19, 2022

Prairie Madness

A state of catatonia induced by looking at a landscape so featureless and without landmark, one can literally see the curvature of the Earth because of how dull these plains are. Most commonly occurs in southern Idaho, US, especially on road trips.

G: It's so flat and without anything! It's lifeless! Nothing exists! I don't exist! There is no such thing as reality, consequence, or the state of mortal existence!

T: Oh fuck, G's got Prairie Madness

by RadienX Chaosmaker October 3, 2019

knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Mad bob's

The act in giving or receiving a 'blowjob', the Mad comes from how well it was.

Girl - 'Mad bob's yo?'
Man - 'Yahhh' (hot lady)
or
Man - 'Nahhh' (ugly lady, or whore)

by The lovable pot smoking guy August 18, 2008