Greg's Law

Greg's Law states that if it exists, it will inevitably fuck you.

Person 1: "Work sucks!"
Person 2: "Well, you shouldn't be surprised, Greg's law!

by Kaane March 9, 2014

Shekel Law

When you throw a penny at something to call it.

I call Shekel law on the large slice of pie.

by ImagineWiigons March 1, 2019

maga-in-law

When you have extended family who rallied, identified and/or defended Donald J Trump's irrational presidency.

I want to see my brother but I want to avoid his Maga-in-laws

by horse man April 14, 2022

Doggie law

When a dog is sleeping or settled on you. It is against doggie law to move it disturb them

Taylor was unable to move as per doggie law because his dog was asleep on his lap

by Scuba diver 100 May 8, 2023

required by LAW

Mandated due to your having a Light Anti-Tank Weapon ("LAW") rocket aimed at you.

Osama bin Laden has zero concern about the legality/ethics of his terrorist actions; the only time he'll practice reasonable behavior is if it's required by LAW, i.e., if he's actually lookin' down the snout of an anti-tank rocket.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

law of aviation

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Look at the Law of aviation at work

by Land00 November 6, 2020

Stephen's Law

If a nervous high school artist likes a girl, she will always have another suitor. This other suitor is most often a douche and will treat her poorly. While this Law makes for great art, it does not make for good times.

Steve: Hey, bro, you see that girl over there?

Bro: The blonde? Yeah.

Steve: I'm gonna ask her out!

Bro: I wouldn't. She's into Chad, the football star.

Steve: Fuckin' Stephen's Law, bro. Guess I'll go write a song about it.

by Savage Hunter December 26, 2011