irish

Hey Samhain_Knight, So Ireland is the least "Anglosized," of all the Celtic Nations. Is that why your language is practically dead whereas our (more ancient celtic) language is thriving and is the only Celtic tongue to have bucked the pan celtic decline in speakers and increased in number? I love the Irish but you do like the sound of your own voices and love telling the world how fantastic you all are. zzzzzzzz. Can the Scots and Irish try to remember they are not the only peoples in these isles of Celtic ancestry.

P.S. most of the Southern Scots are descended from Germanic peoples just like the English, they used to be welsh (check out our most ancient poets who lived and wrote there.)

eg1:
American person: So your Irish, like from the UK do you know the Queen?

Irish person: No it's a seperate country.

eg2:

American: Celtic like Irish right.

Cymro: Rwy't i'n twp iawn. Cymru am byth!

by Owain Glyndwr September 10, 2006

Irish ice lolly

A peeled cucumber that has been in the fridge until chilled through.

We were that poor in our family that my Gran used to give us an cucumber from out of the fridge and tell us in her thick Dublin accent "Here you go son, eat your Irish ice lolly"

by Big bad Guy June 7, 2009

Irish Mailbox

The act of shoving a Potato in a woman's mouth, to muffle the noise, while she is being butt fucked.

"I hooked up with a hot Woman last night, and gave her an Irish Mailbox".

by Dirty Eyeball November 3, 2010

Irish Yourself

to consume large quantities of alcohol with your friends in a short period of time in order to catch up with their drunkedness.

Shit LeRoy, you just got here, we have been drinking all day, hurry up and Irish Yourself!

by Pete Dick January 11, 2008

Irish Sick Day

The act of calling in sick to work after a night of getting royaly shit-faced hence the Irish Sick Day aka the Irish vacation day.

I know Tony was fucked up at the club last night he must be pulling the old Irish sick day.

by Mark McNamara July 22, 2008

irish settler

When the man holds his cock, and the woman grabs his arm and yanks it for him.

Your mom hands out the best Irish settler!

by i am ur trick bitch May 26, 2009

Irish Twist

Recently, scientists have discovered the last page of the kama sutra was ripped out. This page is rumored to contain the steps to the ultimate sex move, which has been nicknamed the "irish twist". It is protected by a small group of sex gods, lead by OG MUDBONE, known as the Order of the Orgasm. Each member knows one step, and will only pass it on to their disciple before they die. All who search for the secrets of the irish twist have been found, killed by over-intense orgasms. Some key steps are predicted to be an industrial washing machine, a leprechaun or two, and a thunderstorm. After the irish twist is complete, a man will be able to find the extremely elusive Z-spot, then die from his orgasm. After 69 days, his penis will rise and he will rule the world

OG Mudbone is the only man alive who can control the power of the irish twist.

by xtremeirishman October 25, 2014