hippie charms

A fruity necklace a hippie wears that they think gives them special powers.

Why do they all have hippie charms on their necklace?

by Vernon View Hoodrat October 2, 2020

Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

hippie tetris

The act of trying to fit as many hippies, their dogs, their gear and their girlfriends in a smaller or already packed vehicle.

We're gonna have to hippie tetris ourselves in here, or none of us will fit in this car!

by DUNTDADUH February 6, 2017

sneaky hippie

The act of smoking any form of Cannabis, and blowing it into your partners anus.

She was about to orgasm, so I gave her a sneaky hippie.

by Psyanyde March 27, 2020

Hippie Heart Attack

When one mixes the drugs cannabis, amphetamines, and LSD they’ll experience the Hippie Heart Attack!

Person1:What did you take?…

Person2:Just weed tweak n acid
Person1:oh shit bro you’re gonna have the Hippie Heart Attack!

by PretentiousFart420 December 6, 2022

Hippie Boomer

People from the baby boomer generation who were raised by hippies and therefore have "hippie" tendencies.

My mom is a hippie boomer. She is not afraid to put in a hard days work but after, she'll find you the best bud around town and roll you a blunt.

by BusyRebeccaSmith August 15, 2021