organic hippie toenails

illegal substance that can be crushed and smoked/sniffed
vegetarians question whether they can eat it but it is in fact 100% seeds and common grasses
get yo organic hippie toenails at www.organichippiebodyparts.com
valdek approves this substance

organic hippie toenails make you low instead of high, making it safe and healthy for consumption.

by lilpumpkinshrimp May 5, 2020

Hippie haircut

When you set your hair on fire, or at least singe it, while trying to light the bong. Especially bad if you’re a long haired greasy hippie, you’ll end up looking like ghost rider. That’s why you should get a haircut you god damn hippies.

They’ve been telling Hippie Steve to get a haircut, or at least take a shower for years now, but he didn’t listen. Then one day while trying to enjoy the marijuanas, unwashed for days and extremely greasy, his hair went up faster than nascar. That was the most brutal hippie haircut in the history of stonerhood. RIP Hippie Steve.

by A WHITE GUY April 19, 2021

Hippie heroin

Ketamine - a heavy tranquilizer that leaves users incapacitated at high doses while also having psychedelic effects.

Popular amongst wooks and ravers.

“Is Josh coming to the show tonight?”

“Nah man he’s k-holing on that hippie heroin hasn’t left the house in days.”

“Dumbass wook.”

by Apairadeez February 19, 2025

Gym Hippie

Gym hippies are usually popular and everybody loves them and they welcome them with a smile. This karma chaser has a look of peaceful confidence, wearing yoga pants (regardless of gender) and unkempt hair. An earthy odour maybe mixed with patchouli or incense, and occasionally the aroma of Snoop Doggs concert. They are extremely friendly and their passive nature tranquilizes your soul which is a bad thing because the only reason you listen to AC/DC on your Ipod is to get hyped up. Make sure you don't get too friendly with a gym hippie because the conversation make turn to hot political topics such as their opinion on the Government or the situation between Donald Trump and Kim John-Un, which you'll have to kindly excuse yourself from or be locked into a 15 minute listening session when all you really wanted to do was your last set of leg presses.

Girl 1: 'What on earth is Angelica doing?'
Girl 2: 'She's blessing us all with her Angel dust'
Girl 1: 'She's so cute, she's just a gym hippie'

by Kick Ass Gal April 21, 2018

Gangster-Hippie

If you live in Boulder Colorado you know the people I'm talking about.

Yo you visited Boulder yet? Na I heard it's full of gangster-hippies.

by Genghis Swan March 22, 2021

hippy teat

I hippy type mother who isn’t afraid to breast feed her baby at an airport in front of everyone

Take momma’s hippy teat and suckle because momma can feel the milk in there

by The Nashville Spreadator April 26, 2019

Hippie Kiss

To straight men kiss cum on each other's face then make out and jerk each other at the same time then one goes upside down and tied into a chair then the other guy gets his armed chained to the ceiling and swings his dick into the first guys mouth the first guy is on a rocking chair and rocks on the dick back and forth.

I had a crazy hippie kiss with Bob last night, that shit lasted for hours.

by jacknack April 24, 2024