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What a transgender woman says when a perverted cisgender man pulls her pants down.
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND! *cums all over cisgender man*
by wordyteen June 4, 2025
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Hello (insert handle here)

The first thing you see when you click your account picture
When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023
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Hello

A way you say "you are over there and you are cool and new so I'm gonna say HELLO!!1!!111!
Hello.
by hellohellopseudonym September 10, 2022
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Alaskan Hello

When one uses a bidet during a winter power outage and the water is freezing.
Essentially an enema with freezing water.
I forgot the power was out and got an Alaskan hello in the bathroom!
by subSpaceArtist February 7, 2023
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The "hello" fee

A repair person's initial fee upon visiting your home. Plumber, electrician, locksmith, pimp, what have you.
Electrician: Hello, thank you for calling! How may I help you today?
Hapless Parent: My son was being an idiot and played with the circuit breaker. Can you fix it?
Electrician: I understand, ma'am. I'll be right over.
Hapless Parent: Hold on, how much is the "hello" fee?
Electrician: $75 per visit.
Hapless Parent: Fuck, really?! Ugh... fine.
by duckboy416 October 29, 2017
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hello

did you just search hello ? are you normal ? get a life.
me-hello friend-hello
by wtflolikr September 3, 2018
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Hello Sevens

A woke greeting for a group. If you need to look up the definition, you should feel ashamed and consider sensitivity training.
Hello Sevens, why are you looking at me like I am unexpected?
by Woke_as_a_Joke August 24, 2022
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