Hammer 'n Anvil

To get a person intoxicated, with the ulterior motive of later having rough intercourse with them.

I'm going out with "Heather" for a little Hammer 'n Anvil action... I'm gonna get her hammered and pound her like an anvil.

by chefsayso March 03, 2007

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.

"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"

by Steve788 November 28, 2006

Alabama Hammer Slammer

When 2 guys swing their dicks at the same time to strike a girls temples and knock her out.

Sally: I hope i don't get slammed again.
Mike: 1... 2... 3... GO!
Sally: Damn you guys! (falls to floor face down)
Mike: Let the games begin.
Dan: Thank god for the Alabama Hammer Slammer or we'd never get laid!

by KuntaTobias April 21, 2012

Trondheim Hammer Dance

According to the comedy troupe Monty Python "a dance which was done every 25 minutes in the town of Trondheim in which the old ladies were struck about the head with large clubs". Has come to refer to any gathering where a defenseless group of people are beaten up by soldiers or police for no particular reason.

Q: Hey dude, are you heading down to the G20 protest?

A: Not a chance, dude. That will be a Trondheim Hammer Dance for sure.

by mieh dnort July 20, 2010

michigan hammer-arm

During the act of fellatio, right before climax, the man slams his fist into the top of his partner's head.

Son, take the wheel while I give your mother a Michigan Hammer-arm in the back seat.

by Atherious March 16, 2019

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer

A borrowed term applied to the fact that the jet-setting madam, Ghislaine Maxwell, is still around to drop her silver hammer upon the guilty heads of the powerfully rich and famous.

“Bang-bang, Maxwell’s Silver Hammer came down on his head; bang-bang Maxwell’s Silver Hammer made sure that he was dead!”

by Dr Bunnygirl August 12, 2019

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011