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Super Golden Cougar

Reportedly more rare than a super cougar. This specimen is a very hot 50+ huntress.When not in the den,she can be found hunting for the ultra rare virgin cougee.

***CAUTION*** beware the super golden cougar has a seventh sense -- they can detect when they are being decived by a cougee or potential prey.

In last months issue of National Cougar magazine they featured an article in which a young man describes the after math of an encounter with the rare super golden cougar.He remembers waking up in the E.R of a large hospital to learn that a particular.... part of his body was missing. The investigators described the scence of the attack as the " worst they had ever scene". The only further info they would provide the magazine was that the word "LIAR" was painted in blood through out his apartment.
The rare super golden cougar is a master in detecting deception.
by SRSGC April 5, 2007
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golden blumpkin

Acxidentaly peeing in the person giving the blumpkins mouth
Shit Sally Eric totally just gave me a golden blumpkin
by Gino L. July 7, 2006
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Golden Poll

A place on Gaia where only the most kick ass people reside. Some residents include an uber-sexified pimpette, a plant/sex robot who thrives on beer, split-personality mules, whores, a cowboy, a pirate, people obsessed with red (take that any way you want), and of course, sex slaves. (Note: this does not include all members).

People living in the Golden Poll average a few k's a day and a few men.

This habitat is also often referred to as GP.
by Mark teh Pirate November 9, 2005
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golden shower

I gave my boyfriend a golden shower last night. I just spreaded my legs wide open and pissed all over him.
by psychoshavon December 30, 2006
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Golden Baby

To unexpectedly stumble across something that you`re looking for. A gloriously lucky moment.
I woke up and got ready for work only to realise that it was saturday! golden baby i shouted
by Phil Martin November 14, 2003
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Gold Coast

Gold Coast in Queensland Australia.
Strip of coast south of Brisbane down to the New Sout Wales border.
Great nightlife and women
"the drink" on the Gold Coast is awesome for RnB on a Wednesday Night!
by Paulius August 31, 2005
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Gold

When you relate some thing to the purity of gold.
"That girl of yours is as good as gold!"
by X_Ellie_X December 28, 2005
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