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two finger award

An act of congratulating a man when a person has discovered that he has had sexual intercourse the previous night.

This act is practiced by holding up the index and middle finger, then tilting your hand to the side.
Frank: I heard Ryan banged Ally last night!
Greg: I know bro, I gave him the two finger award!
by MAC36 December 11, 2007
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Prised Fanger

noun:Any foam finger that has special meaning or a priceless quality to its

owner. Can be of any team but the term Prised Fanger is typically associated

with a red Louisville Cardinal's foam finger that has two fingers pointing up

and a thumb on the side in the shape of an L. Prised Fangers are usually taken

everywhere the owner goes, even if no game or sporting event is happening.

Prised Fangers usually have various names and words written all over them(

typically theses markings are the handy work of the owner aka the Prised One).

Some Fangers are also known to have black and mild burn marks and even bites

taken out of them. The more unique a Fanger the more prised it becomes.

Sometimes wearers of such a Fanger, will poke others in the face while

repeating, "look out for the Fanger!" This is known as a Fanger Attack
"Look out for the Fanger!!!"

"Get that Prised Fanger outta my face im tryin to drive here!"=
by stanky slanky December 10, 2009
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Two Finger Dessert

Meaning to induce vomiting with two finger down your throat after you have (binge) eaten. Aka-Bulimia
Did you just go give yourself the two finger dessert?
by Agent42 June 15, 2010
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three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
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Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
by igitdude October 12, 2011
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Pickle Finger

Manually stimulating a woman for so long that your fingers begin to get prune-y.
I gave her the ole pickle finger last night.
by Jerrah1981 December 17, 2013
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five finger download

"Hey man, that's the new Superman movie, it's not even on DVD yet, how did you get it?"

"Five finger download, dude!"
by Bluegrass January 13, 2014
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