Martin County Florida

Martin County is a small place with lots of rivers and bridges.
Theres nothing to do in Stuart or Palm Shitty. The only good thing in Jensen was the mall back when we were 12. Most people here think that Salerno is the ghetto..they have never seen a ghetto. The white people that grow up in Palm City are stuck up wannabe preps. They do cheerleading and lacrosse.
Hobe Sound is where the long hair denim skirt wearing conservative folk and a couple rednecks live.
People that grow up here stay here because they are small town Floridians that only see the world on reality tv and from cruise ships.Or they are rednecks that have no interest in leaving the county. I feel bad for their children.
There are a lot of snow birds. They drive slow and yell at kids in public places.

Martin County High School is home of the tigers. The administration is corrupt. Only a third of the teachers are cool. The school is the best in athletics. Jensen is the prep school. South Fork is the red neck and hispanic school.
Most teenagers in Martin County are so bored they become potheads. The few that dont work at a fast food restaurant or Publix.

Jack "Hey doe are you from the 772 ?"
Jill "Yeah it sucks get me out of here."

Bob "Do you go to JBHS or SFHS ?"
Taylor "Hell no I cheer for MCHS"

Martin County Florida is a joke

by anonymous44241231 February 17, 2013

Flog the Dog

Feverish bouts and repeated, back to back sessions of male masturbation. Usually brought on by watching entirely too much internet porn in your parent's basement.

Ever since Brian failed out of college, all he does is flog the dog.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Flogster

Male equivalent of Spinster

Buddy is the ultimate male spinster, Flogster if you will. He's that dog loving, unmarried, one balled, bald headed friend that lives to flog the log, jerk the gherkin, wank the tank shooting blankety blanks.

I fear that Buddy will ultimately succumb and settle for a spinster

by MissTinker December 13, 2016

Floria

a beautiful name on this planet. The person wearing this name is special. it has the gift, the gift to give love. Whoever bears this name should be proud!

-Hey did you hear Floria? She/He gives so much love!
-Yeah! That’s amazing.

by HelloIt’sMe January 5, 2019

Flower Child

A feel good type of soul, good for the world and environment. Peaceful, maybe not innocent but always looking to make things better even if they aren’t doing well themselves.

The way he carried himself was so amazing, I knew he was a flower child.

by Yubaaan May 28, 2019

Butt Flood

When a fat person is sitting on a small chair and their butt appears to be flooding over the edge. Sometimes refereed to as Floods or Levee chair

Holy Crap man did you see the butt flood on her, it is almost touching the ground !

by John Detlor May 22, 2007

Central Florida

Central Florida is a region of the Southern U.S. state of Florida and located in the central part of the state, including the Tampa Bay and Orlando area. It is one of Florida's three directional regions, along with North Florida and South Florida. It includes the following counties: Brevard, Citrus, Hardee, Hernando, Hillsborough, Indian River, Lake, Manatee, Marion, Orange, Osceola, Pasco, Pinellas, Polk, Seminole, Sumter, and Volusia. Central Florida. It is the home to historic Cypress Gardens, The Yearling, Florida Crackers, Cowboy Culture, Strawberry Festivals, Orange Groves, Natural Springs, Many Lakes, lots of fishing, hunting, and water skiing. Some Natives include John Anderson, Delta Burke, Mel Tillis, Pam Tillis, Gov. Lawton Chiles. Central Florida is still Southern, just not as Southern as Northern Florida....Orlando, well Disney happened....and then in Tampa the cubans came to roll cigars...but other than that its cracker country.

Guy from Miami: "You talk like my friend from Georgia"

Southern girl from Tampa: "I'm from Central Florida, my grandfather use to ski at Cypress gardens and met my grandmother at a strawberry stand in Plant City."

by freespirit200 June 1, 2018