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Flat is justice

It's true though. Flat IS justice, anyone who says otherwise clearly doesn't get the appeal. It's elegant, it's understated, what else can I say? No, I'm not trolling. I frankly don't care if not a single man in the world shares my preferences, flat is justice and that's a fact!
Imagine liking bouncy, buxom, full-figured breasts, like ew. Flat ass and tits are MUCH more elegant looking (not too flat though). Flat is justice.
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Flat Earther

A child-like thinker named Claudius has below average IQ, and is a Flat Earther.
by RoundEarther February 12, 2024
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Flat bread

When you stack your balls one by one, placing 5$ Bills in between each ball and a female version of Blanca from street fighter eats it like a sandwich.
Kyle Myers regretted making peace with his consent to a flat bread, when his gf turned into a green skinned orange haired monster.
by Tooly Beam December 27, 2020
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flat

*Adjective* used to describe abstract or concrete ideas.

Something without secrets. What you see is what you get. No strings attached.
“I paid $25 flat” “My shirt is Maroon, flat” “I have adhd, flat”
by Round_earther42 March 2, 2024
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Down the flats

A scenic place where the boys could have a “bit on”, whether it’s down, in, on, around or across the flats.Normally a location where you chuck some pots in or go flick some yabby’s.
The big Cambodian woke up dustier than a ceiling fan after a big night and he pissed his swag,could say he had a bit on down the flats.
by Tatto the ferret November 23, 2023
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Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.
Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.
by Angie Says So June 8, 2015
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Flat Tire

Flat tiring is when a man jerks off another man so many times that he cannot become erect anymore
I just gave Riley a flat tire!
by JinkyMinus February 3, 2025
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