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Get the face smashing mug.(noun). When someone gratuitously adopts an “alpha face” consisting of lowered brows, narrowed eyes and a firmly set mouth, and ends up appearing pathetic instead.
by Mdad28 June 12, 2020
Get the Trump Face mug.Looking as though one eats an abundance of dairy products, either in conjunction with, or in replacement of ones regular diet. Facial features include a sallow, pale, sickly appearance often with bags under ones eyes or sagging jowls. Dairy-faced people may also have a yogurt like odor after spending an extended period of time in the sun.
Michelle: "Look at that man on the subway, he's a total dairy-face"
Marin: "A what?"
Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
Marin: "A what?"
Man: (Yawns and casually reads the NY Times while slowly peeling and eating a child sized snack, known to most as string-cheese. Out of his Jansport backpack peeks a bottle of 2% milk, obviously hormone free.)
by Gimpyadventures October 11, 2013
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Get the loco face mug.the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch
Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!
by hotgochu February 3, 2019
Get the couch face mug.A girl's face that is so caked up in makeup, you can not tell what her face will look like without it.
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