Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.

I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!

by Rhymingrealtor July 8, 2010

Facebook Mom

A term used by people to explain a mother on facebook who usually takes cringey pictures

You look like a Facebook mom

by Chickenmama888 February 13, 2020

Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

a facebook friend

A term someone uses to hide the fact that they are cheating

I heard he is playing something with a facebook friend tonight.

by Not Warco July 27, 2019

Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.

hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.

by thatguy7765445 July 4, 2010

Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.

"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"

by nunya0129 July 13, 2012

In my Facebook

A variation of the expression, "In my book," usually used to show you have no prejudice.

Tommy: Dude, Billy came out the closet!! That's gross man! I can't believe it!
Jake: Yeah I heard. but he's still a good guy, though. I saw him walk an old woman across the street the other day. So he's still cool in my Facebook.

by Galderamos December 30, 2011